Thursday, December 20, 2012

Send in the Clown

It's snowin' big out there, kids.  Not that there is an especially massive amount of the Nature's Blow out there, but the flakes are easily the size of a muskrat.  Each one.  Each weighing about a half-pound, too, so please be careful where you enjoy yourself.

Classes were once again cancelled today.  This seems the logical choice given the joy it gives the children of the country (future tax payers) and the wobbly fright it shovels upon the drivers and ajummas (former children).  I'm happy about it too as I was not looking forward to the classes I had in front of me today.  Alas, this means my plans for Busan over New Years are officially borked as we must make up these lost hours of repetition and vocabulary.  Plus I'll have to teach those classes anyway, so it's really an overall bummer.  No matter.  I'll make it through.  When it comes down to it, nothing that ever gets to me on a daily basis could rightfully be counted as anything more than a minor nuisance.  All in all, life is pretty good and has infinite potential.  Y'know?

Last night the adult class celebrated finishing this year's English course by taking Melissa (my wonderful co-worker and their main teacher) and myself out for ori, which is Korean for "an absolute fuck ton of duck."  The adult students like me for much of the same reason that the children like me: I'm eaqual parts teacher/clown.  This approach certainly has it's sizable downfalls, but when you're eating dinner (or hanging with kids on a snow day until their parents pick them up), it's a katana.  So drinks were had and had and had, duck was forced down the gullet like laundry into a dorm hamper, and I was invited to norebang (Korean karaoke).  I was tired and not in the mood, but I'm gathering that it's rude to say No to your elders about anything ever, especially if they're footing the bill and getting you liquored up.  So I went.  Long story short, I rocked their faces off and left after our time was up and I was tired of being groped by a tall man in a nice vest.  I handled business for the hagwon though.  I think they'll be back for another session of English.  With these thighs, how could they not?

Livin' is going well.  As always, there is much more to be done to make sure this experience gets the juicin' it deserves.  Budgeting resources is one crucial thing.  I can't pay off my loans all at once or else I won't have any money for wasting.  I can't spend all my free-time on my school work or there won't be time for wastin'.  And I can't eat all my mondu the day I get it, but that lesson is the hardest to learn and will come in time.  I find myself playing guitar, drinking or watching strange clips of musicians online quite often.  As I could do this anywhere, I don't think it's the approach to take.  So I break it up with long walks, writing at Jürgen's, Hangul study and salads.  I'm still fine-tuning my way around this life, so stay tuned for absolute clarity.

This entry has taken me far too long to write.  Francine's takin' me out for pizza tonight at a shi-shi kinda place (Korean pizza is shite, but shite pizza is pizza all the same) so I gots to get to the market for tomatoes and spinach before the world ends.

Send boots if you have any in my size.  THIS...I COMMAND!!!

That is all.

Bless you all right down to your pelvi.

-LS^2

Little known fact: Korean children are 36 years old.

Everything Jung Hyun needs
to say is right here.

Get me gloves like this or be gone!

Tae Woo.  This young man's powers will
someday either help or hurt a large number
of people.  I'm absolutely certain.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Life and Death

Thinkin' about you tonight.  Miss you, John.

-LS^2


John keeping me sane at LIB 2011.

Monday, December 3, 2012

The Importance of Shouting

God damn, it's really cold in here.

The temperature outside is 2 degrees celsius.  I'm pretty sure that's the same temperature in my APT, too.  And every morning when I wake up, it's colder than it was when I went to bed.  I haven't had to deal with this for quite a while as LA nestled me in it's warm bosom and nursed me with 50 degree winter weather.  Farenheit, you understand.  Not celsius.  Anyway, I can't feel my digits, so feel sorry for me.

I drank all the wine on Saturday which lead to me watching about 10 hours of Gordon Ramsey footage on Sunday, proper hungover.  For the life of me, I can't explain why.  I don't care that much for cooking shows or reality television and any other time I would have said he's a ratings-hungry twat whose job it is to be as annoying as possible.  But for some reason I was hooked.  Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell...all of it.  It forced it's way into my dreams and batted around my imagination.  I can't remember what happened, but...oh well.  It happened and it's gone now.

It's my birthday in 115 minutes.  I'll be 31.  And I think I'll celebrate it by playing E minor and some weird C chord over and over, pretending I'm in a hotel room in Georgia with a bunch of Dylanesque weirdos and blowing their socks off as much as they are mine.  Then some super skinny girl with a weird laugh and a half bottle of vodka will come in and fall in love with one of the other weirdos.  Then I'll eat the wrong pill and get sick on the floor next to the bed.  Then one of the hairier guys will be the only one to ask if I'm okay and I'll take that as my cue to stumble out of the room and into the hallway.  On my out, I'll catch a look from Vodka Tiny that I'll mistake as some sort of connection but will really just be a basic level of general human compassion mixed with the face you make when you only first meet someone as they fall out of your ex-boyfriend-who-you're-still-sleeping-with's hotel party room.

Oh, and in the fantasy I end up sleeping in the lobby, never seeing any of those people again despite leaving my jacket on the chair.  It's a good'n.

I'm blessed to be around small children all day.  They're wonderful.  The rudeness, selfishness, stickiness and overall inefficient use of their bodies and minds not withstanding, they're wonderful creatures.  I dig it.  If only I spoke more Korean...

I have no more for you at the moment.  I'm going to go waltz into the first minutes of my 32nd year outside for no good reason.

Always Floating
Toward Heaven,
-LS^2

Can ya blame a kid for
wantin' to eat some tape?

Melissa's gnarled hand.

3 sheets.

Handling it in Hawaii.