"Everyone gets 'fried' on 'Fry'day!" -Boone Barton.
Get 'em, Boone.
But it is Friday, and the heart of the sentiment still holds true: love it 'cause it's Friday! I've always been a massive fan of Fridays. In all of my school years since 3rd grade, the moment school let out on Friday, I would be singing a song. Loud and proud, audible and rememberable. More often than not is was this little James Brown ditty you may have heard before. I would do this to commemorate the moment-to hold it up to it's own glory and give it the joy I was feeling. But there was a dark, masochistic reason as well. Come 4pm on Sunday, when the Sun started thanking you for the excellent day and pulling on it's windbreaker to head home, a cloud of depression would begin to form in my blood. The leaves halted their brilliant reflection of light from the sky, the cars were now zooming home instead of to their chosen festivities, and shitty shitty network television began it's weekly alarm that Yes: the weekend is over. I would sulk and cry under a chair in the living room or on my bed in private as I cursed the weekend for it's tease. "I am fortune's fool!" the bellow would tumble from my latched quarters. And all the while, I would reflect back on that soulful JB moment and look upon my old Friday-self with disgust. "You don't know how good you had it, Salazar..." I've since grown up and matured, but that's not to say I haven't crafted my adult versions of this exact tradition. These days it's virtually the same save for the abundance of alcohol, the absence of Skittles and the lack of 4-hour basketball games with Mark and Marco.
So take that with you today, heathens. Mark your territory in time and space with a message of love and enthusiasm whenever you feel it necessary. And use that as an anchor whenever a Great Sunday comes to stain your fabric. Or, conversely, torture yourself with your temporary flare up of positivity like I used to. Whatever you want to do, I will support you with all my heart.
And now, WE SKA!!!
-LS^2
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Happy St. Patty's Meltdown!
You can take the boy out of the party, but you can't take the party out of the boy. Excuses to drink really needn't exist in today's society. But they do, so God bless.
It's another Monday morning in Jeomchon, South Korea and I'm your host Rockin' Ricky Rack 'Em. You just heard some Creedence Clearwater Revival and before that a bonus Ozzy 2-fer. Comin' up at the 12 o'clock hour we're gonna be comin' at you with some classic Joplin and stay tuned for your chance to call in and win with the Manic Monday Moneybags. But don't go anywhere 'cause up next we've got your fix of Bob Dylan's latest catastrophe, this is your SoKo Radio: KQRA!
When it boils down, I only work a 6 hour day. Tack on the extra 90 minutes of homework and factor in an hour for a workout every day, I really shouldn't be complaining about not having any time. I should be fixing the way I use it. But alas, when I stay as light in the pockets as I do, the inclination to shut in only to waste time grows. Hath I learned nothing from all my former complaints?!
Saturday morning I woke up at 4am and stayed up. As I trolled around my apartment, I heard a horrible crunch which turned out to be an SUV t-boning a taxi cab. It was pretty rancid. One man taken to the hospital, 2 vehicles destroyed. But soon after that, I began drinking, which lead to a day that I won't exactly look back on with reverence. Good day, though. I wish I had an English accent sometimes.
Hiking is great. Do it all you can. Even if you're tired, hungover, cranky or sore. It's so worth it. I went hiking on Sunday (with a proper hangover, no less) and it was a lovely lovely sight through and through. I didn't take a single picture either, because I read somewhere that you can enjoy an experience without documenting it and posting it in a public forum. Wouldn't you know it, that's true!
Okay, that's all for now. I have to get to livin'. I offer you-My Babies-my sincerest gratitude, appreciation and apologies. Please take them as you feel fit.
Chelsea Wolfe singing You Are My Sunshine. Dig it.
-LS^2
It's another Monday morning in Jeomchon, South Korea and I'm your host Rockin' Ricky Rack 'Em. You just heard some Creedence Clearwater Revival and before that a bonus Ozzy 2-fer. Comin' up at the 12 o'clock hour we're gonna be comin' at you with some classic Joplin and stay tuned for your chance to call in and win with the Manic Monday Moneybags. But don't go anywhere 'cause up next we've got your fix of Bob Dylan's latest catastrophe, this is your SoKo Radio: KQRA!
When it boils down, I only work a 6 hour day. Tack on the extra 90 minutes of homework and factor in an hour for a workout every day, I really shouldn't be complaining about not having any time. I should be fixing the way I use it. But alas, when I stay as light in the pockets as I do, the inclination to shut in only to waste time grows. Hath I learned nothing from all my former complaints?!
Saturday morning I woke up at 4am and stayed up. As I trolled around my apartment, I heard a horrible crunch which turned out to be an SUV t-boning a taxi cab. It was pretty rancid. One man taken to the hospital, 2 vehicles destroyed. But soon after that, I began drinking, which lead to a day that I won't exactly look back on with reverence. Good day, though. I wish I had an English accent sometimes.
Hiking is great. Do it all you can. Even if you're tired, hungover, cranky or sore. It's so worth it. I went hiking on Sunday (with a proper hangover, no less) and it was a lovely lovely sight through and through. I didn't take a single picture either, because I read somewhere that you can enjoy an experience without documenting it and posting it in a public forum. Wouldn't you know it, that's true!
Okay, that's all for now. I have to get to livin'. I offer you-My Babies-my sincerest gratitude, appreciation and apologies. Please take them as you feel fit.
Chelsea Wolfe singing You Are My Sunshine. Dig it.
-LS^2
The Auto-Carnage.
Mad respect.
Legit.
I do find this outstanding.
How you kill time on a Friday.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Creating False Memories (part 55)
"Creating false memories." That was a sentence snippet I cut out of a psychology book in college and taped in my Journal. In fact, I taped the majority of my surroundings into my Journal in college. I would stay up all night at Matt's house and he and I would cut, glue, tape and wrench away. Sometimes until morning. Sometimes until the next morning after that. Eventually I'd have to go back to school and he'd have to go to work. Or vice versa. Excellent times.
But anyway...
This weekend I went on a temple stay in 대승사, which is Daesungsa. For those of you not currently in the know on temple stays, you pay a little money and live like a monk for as long as you like. We chose a modest 21 hours. We arrived at 4pm (4:20m actually, 'cause we ran stupid late) and got our cool lookin' duds. They were like brown jammies. Comfy as hell. We immediately went to our rooms and had nothing scheduled until our first meal, which ended up the meal we ate every time we ate: vegetables and rice in a bowl. What Korean cuisine lacks in variety it makes up for in dependability. Then we worshipped. This was a long 70 minutes or so. We listened to the man chant and tried to follow our cues, but having only one Korean speaker in the bunch (who did not herself speak ancient Korean), it was difficult to be sure we were doing it right. But do it we did. Then we went on a night time hike wherein we were told by a monk that blindness was simply a stereotype of the dark-you must train yourself to see without light. Crucial on so many levels. We went to sleep (some quicker than others as some of us were up until 4:30am the night before screaming and drinking) and awoke at 3am for more prayer. This round consisted of the same prayer as last time as well as the dialy 108 bows. I got to hold the stick that noted when we bow and when we rise. This stick was also the stick used for thwapping those who doze off. And did I doze off? No. Hell no. Not because I wasn't tired, but because we had been informed that the monks on the grounds had been awake for twenty-one god damn days! Whether this was a misinterpretation or not, I don't know. But every way I tried to ask, I was met with an affirmative: Yes, twenty-one days. My God. After that, it was naps, then a long hike and more prayer. Another meal, some tea, and by 1pm, we were off. I then slept the rest of my Sunday away. The temple stay really made me thin about how empty some of the things (read: most of the things) I do with myself are. Not that I want to be a monk, but being around that much devotion and meditation had better rub off on you a little. If not, you're being pig-headed. But the empty feeling was what lead me to Korea. I follow signs, though not always all the way through.
These last few days have been pretty nice at school. I've had to put a shit load of work in as I have some new classes and new students and have to write report cards and update sticker plans and discipline my mutants and entertain my muppets and all the while find a way to think I'm doing good for the universe. But overall it's okay. I still have decisions to make as far as my inclusions on Korea's future, but I have time to make them. And with that time, I hope to go to Seoul soon and see the Tim Burton exhibit I was cheated out of in January because there were too many white people there already (or something).
I feel like there were other things I wanted to say, but I'm blanking.
-I love Bryan Burgess.
-I love John Frusciante's early albums.
-I love nice guitars.
-I love pineapple.
Two of these things I have, but I left my ax with Marco and Bryan passed away a couple years ago.
Okay, I'm drinking a beer and kinda tired. I really gotta finish Bill's book or else he'll never forgive me. In closing, Koreans are very pretty and very quiet (not all of them, but many of them).
Be excellent to each other.
-LS^2
Inside of an adjacent temple.
Me, according to the 2nd grade sketch artist at the
Mungyeong City Police Department.
Above my head says Lu-lu-ca-ca-seu-seung.
But anyway...
This weekend I went on a temple stay in 대승사, which is Daesungsa. For those of you not currently in the know on temple stays, you pay a little money and live like a monk for as long as you like. We chose a modest 21 hours. We arrived at 4pm (4:20m actually, 'cause we ran stupid late) and got our cool lookin' duds. They were like brown jammies. Comfy as hell. We immediately went to our rooms and had nothing scheduled until our first meal, which ended up the meal we ate every time we ate: vegetables and rice in a bowl. What Korean cuisine lacks in variety it makes up for in dependability. Then we worshipped. This was a long 70 minutes or so. We listened to the man chant and tried to follow our cues, but having only one Korean speaker in the bunch (who did not herself speak ancient Korean), it was difficult to be sure we were doing it right. But do it we did. Then we went on a night time hike wherein we were told by a monk that blindness was simply a stereotype of the dark-you must train yourself to see without light. Crucial on so many levels. We went to sleep (some quicker than others as some of us were up until 4:30am the night before screaming and drinking) and awoke at 3am for more prayer. This round consisted of the same prayer as last time as well as the dialy 108 bows. I got to hold the stick that noted when we bow and when we rise. This stick was also the stick used for thwapping those who doze off. And did I doze off? No. Hell no. Not because I wasn't tired, but because we had been informed that the monks on the grounds had been awake for twenty-one god damn days! Whether this was a misinterpretation or not, I don't know. But every way I tried to ask, I was met with an affirmative: Yes, twenty-one days. My God. After that, it was naps, then a long hike and more prayer. Another meal, some tea, and by 1pm, we were off. I then slept the rest of my Sunday away. The temple stay really made me thin about how empty some of the things (read: most of the things) I do with myself are. Not that I want to be a monk, but being around that much devotion and meditation had better rub off on you a little. If not, you're being pig-headed. But the empty feeling was what lead me to Korea. I follow signs, though not always all the way through.
These last few days have been pretty nice at school. I've had to put a shit load of work in as I have some new classes and new students and have to write report cards and update sticker plans and discipline my mutants and entertain my muppets and all the while find a way to think I'm doing good for the universe. But overall it's okay. I still have decisions to make as far as my inclusions on Korea's future, but I have time to make them. And with that time, I hope to go to Seoul soon and see the Tim Burton exhibit I was cheated out of in January because there were too many white people there already (or something).
I feel like there were other things I wanted to say, but I'm blanking.
-I love Bryan Burgess.
-I love John Frusciante's early albums.
-I love nice guitars.
-I love pineapple.
Two of these things I have, but I left my ax with Marco and Bryan passed away a couple years ago.
Okay, I'm drinking a beer and kinda tired. I really gotta finish Bill's book or else he'll never forgive me. In closing, Koreans are very pretty and very quiet (not all of them, but many of them).
Be excellent to each other.
-LS^2
Marco, Mallams, Robert Downey Jr. and myself, circa 2001.
The outside of a temple in which I did not stay.
Inside of an adjacent temple.
Me, according to the 2nd grade sketch artist at the
Mungyeong City Police Department.
Above my head says Lu-lu-ca-ca-seu-seung.
Selfie on Coffee.
Showing the kids some American games.
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