FIRE SALE!

Hey Kids!  If you haven't heard the news, I am soon to be USA-bound, and I'm passing the savings on to yooou!  I'm gettin' the fuck outta here in about a month, so I need to drop some of the weight I've picked up in the last year.  Need some stuff?  Well I got it and then some.  Feast your eyes...

Dry erase board.

Tall as I am.

This mirror just screams "Fuck you."

Dead plant (perfect for incense).

Table (perfect for dead plants).

Excellent bedside table.

Has leaves on the inside,

but you don't really need to open it.

The blender (his friends are spoken for).

A bevy of fashionable rags.

A couple more dinner tables.

The bridge you never knew you needed.

Either this suitcase...

...or this one.

Winter coat I hate to part with.

Super fly blazer with a key sewn in.

Some shoes and slippers.
Also that board.  Perfect for something.

A stuff holder.

I'll even throw in a Korean barista.

In addition I have:
-my hats
-a bunch of bars of soap
-some kitchenware
-a yoga mat
-other sundries.

If I got it for free, it's yours for free.  If I paid for it, I'll let it go stupid cheap.  I just need this all gone by the weekend of Chuseok.  I will be chucking anything unclaimed to the curb Saturday 9/21 and Sunday 9/22.  If you want it, let me know and you can come get it any time.

Hit me up on Kakao or e-mail:

lucasbsalazar (at) g m a i l (dot) com

Live long and make out,

-LS^2