Spazz

When I was 15, I saw my 2nd grade music teacher buying a gallon of vodka.

"Teachers drink?" I thought.  Now that I'm a teacher, it's a wonder I didn't see it more often.

Kids are unhinged ammunition being shot out of an invisible cannon.  So that's somethin' to deal with on a daily basis.  My K3 kids are great.  Sweet, smart, fun, engaging.  My K2 kids are drunk (I think).  And they're drunks like I'm a drunk: do some overly selfish and aggressive shit, then go in for the hug.

But that's fine.  That's life.

I need to get out more.  Leave the house when I have free time.  I stay home a lot because it's a long walk to civilization (okay, 15 minutes), and even then, the civilization in my neighborhood is mostly just street food.  That's not a complaint, but some insight into why I'm not burning the midnight oil tearing up the streets.

But I should get out more.

I'm taking Chinese lessons and eating food and sleeping and watching the creepiest shit I can find on YouTube and hiking on the weekends.

I stink right now, as if I've been jogging for days without a shower.  But I haven't.  What's the deal here?

I don't like my current haircut.  But it's hard to convey the idea of a fade to Asian stylists.

I'm gonna go have a cigarette.

-LS^2

P.S. Liberty Larsen

Just make me look like him, lady!

Have you seen my dick?

Gotta have confidence in somethin' in this world...